If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?

?



?





I Know U Both Will Start Playing...

Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!

I Want




2




Kill U




But I Can't,Bcoz,




I.P.C.340(B)


"According 2this Rule,

Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys

R Strictly Prohibited.'

Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->

Gadhay K Bachche
.
.
.
.


10inch k hotay hain




Kuttay Ki Nasal
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.
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Mukhtalif kisam ki hoti hain




Bandar K Bachchay
.
.
.
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Shararti hote he..;->

Ye sms us behanchod
ko karen jisne apse kaha
1 may ko sms pakag khtm
hojaynge mene apna farz
pura krdia ab ap b bhejo ta
k ye gali asal
bande tk pohanche =P ;->

... MaX iNsUlTz ...

* I'd Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!

* The World Is A lot
Mind & Matter
I Don't Mind & You
Don't Matter ... !!

* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!

* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!


And Now


If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand






And





Place It Over Your
Mouth ...

Because

I m Allergic To Bullshit

ek buzurg bazar may bethay ro rahe the
kisi nay poocha aap kion rote hain
unho ne kaha log nafarman ho gaye
hain oper wala tauba qabool karna
chahta hay lekin log tauba nahi kartay..

kuch dino baad wohi buzurg
qabristan may bethe ro rahay the
kisi nay poocha aap kion rote hay

aap nay kaha yeh qabar may lete hue
log ab tauba karna chahte hain lekin
oper wala ab tauba qabool karna nahi chahta... !

zindgi apni masti me jiya kr

ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr

tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy

or apni sari girlfriend mare liye chor dy :-D