I think u r ugly n stupid, u r a real pain in da ... Wait a moment.... ohh no, I do have the rite no...

A Frnds Luv sayz:
If yu evr need any thing,
Ill be there."

Tru Love sayz:
You will nevr need anything;
I will be there."

If yu hav ur pictures where u look old, keep them. In twenty years u can prove that u have not changed a bit

Why do males fart more often than women ? Bcoz women dont keep their mouth shut long enough 2 build up the pressure..

Rah na pao gy kbhe bhula kr dekh lo
Yakeen ni aata to azma kr dekh lo
Har jaga mehsoos ho ge kami humare
Apne mehfil ko kitna b saja kr dekh lo

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...

On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!